Spring Fever

Me and my dearie friend C- have both been struck with a *serious* case of the spring fever... symptoms include excessive ogling, giggling, dirty jokes, lack of concentration, daydreaming, flirting with people we find entirely unattractive "just for practice," and bad decision making. And let me tell you, if it ain't contagious, then it's certainly mutually reinforcing, because the more we get together and commiserate, the worse it gets.

All this during finals! Yeah woo!

We both have crushes on students in our classes. I am embroiled in a dirty-text-messages-aren't-cheating mess with one of my rugby players, who is dating one of my other rugby players. C-diggedy is on a date a la craigslist with some open-marriaged dude as I write this. On Wednesday, I am buying a book from a random grad student I met in a bookstore last week, and I have already mapped out my ask-out-to-coffee strategy.

Perhaps I should skip coffee and go straight for the goods, "hey, you look queer, and I like your smile. Wanna have sex, and do this conversation thing later?"

.........spring is here, la la la, spring is here..........